Empty Pocket, Full Swag

Lyrics

[Intro – Talking, funny voice] Heeeh! Massa! This country na film oh! Only say we no sabi who be director! Hahaha! DJ, beat am! [Verse 1 – Fast, funny rap] Morning don reach, my landlord dey knock, I hide for bed, I pretend say I lock. E say, "Massa, rent!" I say, "Papa, relax!" Even my bank account dey suffer attack! I check MoMo, na two hundred franc, But my WhatsApp status say "Thank you, God!" I post big car, caption "New machine!" Na my neighbour taxi wey I snap for street! My nga say, "Baby, take me Dubai!" I say, "First make we reach Bonaberi dry!" She say, "You no serious!" I say, "Na true!" Even my shoe get debt pass you! [Chorus – Funny, addictive crowd chant] Na who dey enjoy? (NO BE ME!) Na who get money? (NO BE ME!) For WhatsApp, I be big man! For real life, na garri plan! Chop small, pose big! (EH HEH!) Empty pocket, full swag! (WAH!) Massa, life na comedy! But we go dance till money come! [Verse 2 – Faster rap, comic timing] My kombi say e don turn CEO, I ask, "Which company?" E say, "CEO!" Chief Executive of Nothing Oh! Na free Wi-Fi e dey find for road! My uncle for bush say life dey sweet, But na night shift e dey do every week. Family say, "Send money, you dey Europe!" Uncle say, "Even my heating bill get hope?" For njangi meeting, all man wear suit, But contribution make everybody mute! One man cough, another man pray, Treasurer say, "Money first, no delay!" [Bridge – Spoken comedy, beat stops] Wait first! Wait first! My nga say she want soft life... I say, "Baby, even my bread no get butter!" She say, "You no get ambition!" I say, "I get ambition... na transport I no get!" Hahahahaha! Beat am again! [Final Chorus – Big crowd energy] Na who dey enjoy? (NO BE ME!) Na who get money? (NO BE ME!) For WhatsApp, I be big man! For real life, na garri plan! Chop small, pose big! (EH HEH!) Empty pocket, full swag! (WAH!) Massa, life na comedy! But we go dance till money come! [Outro – Funny spoken voice] Massa, if you see me for restaurant... No think say I get money oh! Na Wi-Fi I come charge! Hahahahaha!