No Dey Form For Me

Lyrics

[Intro – Spoken, bouncing drums] Eh! Massa! All man don turn billionaire for Facebook! But for real life... na borrowing! Wuna hear me! [Verse 1 – Hard rhythmic rap] You post Range Rover, caption "My new ride," But na your uncle e motor you di drive. You snap for airport, say you di fly, Na you escort your auntie go Dubai! You wear designer, shout "Original!" But price tag still dey for collar! You order champagne, camera dey roll, When bill come, you di find toilet! [Pre-Chorus – Playful African chant] Massa, who you di fool? We bin dey for same government school! You say you get mansion for town, But na your landlord di pursue you around! [Chorus – Explosive Amapiano drums] No dey form for me! Eh-eh! No dey form for me! Yah-yah! You di flex for Instagram, But your landlord di call your phone! No dey form for me! Eh-eh! No dey form for me! Yah-yah! Borrowed shoe, borrowed chain, But you di shout, "Money na rain!" [Verse 2 – Faster funny rap] You post "Breakfast in Paris," But na puff-puff for your quartier! You say you get business for China, But you di beg credit for barber! You call yourself CEO, chairman, But your office na one plastic chair! Your girlfriend think say you get Benz, Na your neighbour e car for weekends! [Bridge – Beat stops, funny dialogue] "Bro, how much you get for account?" "Seven figures!" "Show me!" "Network di disturb!" "Then buy me lunch!" "Ah... my bank app don crash!" [Final Chorus – Full drums and log bass] No dey form for me! Eh-eh! No dey form for me! Yah-yah! You di flex for Instagram, But your landlord di call your phone! No dey form for me! Eh-eh! No dey form for me! Yah-yah! If you no get, no be crime, But no borrow life to shine! [Outro – Funny spoken rap] Massa! Better small money wey na your own, Pass big lifestyle wey na loan! No dey form for me! Wuna leave that fake pressure!