My Ex Don Become FBI

Lyrics

[Intro – Spoken] Massa, wuna hear this one! We don separate since last December, But my ex still di investigate me! Na relationship we bin get, Or na police recruitment? Eh! DJ, drop that beat! [Verse 1 – Rap] I post one picture, she zoom am twice, Check the background, check the light. She see handbag for corner chair, Send message, “Which woman bin dey there?” I say, “Na my sister, leave me alone!” She say, “Your sister no get that phone!” I change my status, hide my last seen, She still know when I come online! I block her number, she create new page, Profile picture na motivational quote. She send request, I accept by mistake, Five minutes later, my peace don break! [Pre-Chorus – Rhythmic Chant] She no dey sleep, she dey investigate! Even my barber she interrogate! I buy new shirt, she know the price, Massa, this girl get satellite! [Chorus – Sung] My ex don become FBI! Hey! She di monitor me day and night! I post one girl, she zoom the eye, She know her village before midnight! FBI! FBI! Eh yah! My ex don become FBI! We don break up, but she no resign, She still dey work overtime! [Verse 2 – Faster Rap] I go restaurant with my new babe, My ex know before we order plate. She call my friend, “Where Edwin dey?” My friend say, “Massa, I no dey!” She see two glasses for my story, Say, “Who drink the second one? Tell me!” I say, “Na water, I drink am twice!” She say, “Then why two different ice?” She follow my auntie for Facebook, Like old pictures from 2012. She ask my cousin where I dey stay, Even Google Maps no work this way! [Bridge – Comic Dialogue] Ex: “Who be that girl for your status?” Me: “Na colleague!” Ex: “Which office?” Me: “Why you di ask?” Ex: “I just wan know!” Me: “Massa, we don break up!” Ex: “Answer the question!” Me: “Inspector, I need lawyer!” [Final Chorus – Sung] My ex don become FBI! Hey! She di monitor me day and night! I post one girl, she zoom the eye, She know her village before midnight! FBI! FBI! Eh yah! My ex don become FBI! We don break up, but she no resign, She still dey work overtime! [Outro – Spoken Rap] Massa, I don tire! I change password, change number... Even change hairstyle! But yesterday she send message... “I like your new haircut!” Eh! Who give this woman CCTV?! DJ, abeg carry me go!